I’ve been doing a lot of research on Linux lately and came accross this gem.

Computers are like airconditioners: They stop working properly if you open windows.

and this one…

Win95: A 32-bit patch for a 16-bit GUI shell running on top of an 8-bit operating system written for a 4-bit processor by a 2-bit company who cannot stand 1 bit of competition.

Overall, my studies have shown me that Linux and Windows despite many similarities do not play nicely together.