Plea for Assitance

A few years ago I sold my refurbished Dell Latitude, which I had bought in 1999.

Last November I sold the Dell Inspiron 4100 I had purchased in 2002.

I struck a deal just the other day to sell my Compaq TC1000 TabletPC.

This leaves me with no laptop to call my own.

I need your help, give me links or the make/model of any laptop you can find that you think might even possibly suit me. If I end up getting the laptop you recommend I will give you a two dollar bill and a golden paperclip. This is not a joke.

What should I get?

(Multiple recommendations accepted, though only the first serious recommendation for the chosen model will recieve any prizes.  Providing stats for the laptop you enter is appreciated, but not necessary to win.)