Easter dinner this year was lacking an easter-egg hunt, but came complete with a piñata.

What sort of piñata would you expect on Easter?

Of course, like me you first thought of a Jesus piñata. Just think, a piñata like the one of Garfield below, except bearing the visage of Jesus…

The thought was immediately histerical and then very quickly horrifying.

The Christmas story is reenacted in December. If we are going to follow our standards a Jesus piñata at Easter would be appropriate.