Safe Alternatives to “Trick or Treat”

In recognition of this most joyous day of Halloween, some alternatives to the phrase “Trick or Treat:”

1. “Do you have any candy?”

2. “Hello? Is there anybody in there? This is major Tom to ground control.”

3. Incessant Knocking

4. “Hey, Halloween!” (Seriously, a 3 year old girl just came up and said it like 5 minutes ago.)

5. “Let’s hurry it up buddy, I’ve got ten more blocks to hit by eight o’clock”

6. “If you don’t give me candy, I will be execute.”

The last one is a modified quote from one of the trailers of the soon to be released movie, “Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan