In recognition of this most joyous day of Halloween, some alternatives to the phrase “Trick or Treat:”
1. “Do you have any candy?”
2. “Hello? Is there anybody in there? This is major Tom to ground control.”
3. Incessant Knocking
4. “Hey, Halloween!” (Seriously, a 3 year old girl just came up and said it like 5 minutes ago.)
5. “Let’s hurry it up buddy, I’ve got ten more blocks to hit by eight o’clock”
6. “If you don’t give me candy, I will be execute.”
The last one is a modified quote from one of the trailers of the soon to be released movie, “Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan”